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Spell Checker

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Spell Checker
 

I have a spelling checker,

It came with my PC

It plane lee marks four my revue

Miss steaks eye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it.

You sure reel glad two no

Its vary polished in it's weigh,

My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing.

It freeze yew lodes of thyme.

It helps me right awl stiles two reeds,

And aides me when aye rime.

To rite with care is quite a feet

Of witch won should be proud.

And wee mussed dew the best wee can,

Sew flaws are knot aloud.

And now bee cause my spelling

Is checked with such grate flare,

Their are know faults with in my cite.

Of none eye am a wear.

Each frays come posed up on my screen

Eye trussed to be a joule.

The checker poured oar every word

To cheque sum spelling rule.

That's why aye brake in two averse

By righting wants two pleas.

Sow now ewe sea why aye dew prays

Such soft wear for pea seas!

Poet of Poet Tree knot known-

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Another Spell Checker

ye halve a spelling chequer

that came with my pea see;

it plainly marques four my revue

miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word

and weight four it to say

weather eye am wrong oar write

and shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid

it nose bee fore two long

and eye can put the error rite;

it's rare lea ever wrong.

I put this poem threw it,

I am shore your pleased two no.

Its letter perfect awl the whey;

my chequer tolled me sew.

Author Unknown